I wanted to use an Omakase a long time ago on my Stoke build… But would not cough up the cash for one…
I bet this would be fun…
If I built one I would keep the small motors…
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Seems odd to me they used the outer mounting holes…
In my fantasy one I used the inner holes front and back…
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I’m burning my omakase in protest to this travesty.
Seriously tho, the stoke deck is fucking disgusting. The omakase is a total winner, just not with evolve gear on it.
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Lol.
I’m sitting here wanting to get an Omakase to build one like it.
I just happened to come into spare evolve trucks…
Did you ever ride one Future Man @glyphiks ?
It’s a trip…
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I’ve ridden more evolves than i’d like to admit.
I want to cut my dick off every time.
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I’ve ridden one evolve / dkp once ever and felt so awkward every minute of it.
Couldn’t stop thinking it was the skateboard (if you can call it that) version of a two minute noodle.
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Lol no me riding an evolve goes like this
Goes to take off
AH FUCK THAT SUDDEN JERK ON TAKE OFF HAS FUCKED MY BACK
wondering where the power has gone upwards of 1km/hr
Fuckin junk
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I just imagine how much better they would have been with Hobbywing escs…
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Probably due to wheel bite
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Set your dick Regen to 0. Won’t grow back again.
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I’m with @glyphiks on this one, it’s such a beautiful deck and they made it look like a dopey hammerhead with the DKP wide trucks and small wheels
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No can do, they don’t call me axolotl cock for nothing
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Way cooler
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I think it looks cool, never ridden a shortboard with dkp though.
@glyphiks before you start, omakaseedeez.
Though I bet they saw this deck figured out the enclosure somewhat fit and just slapped it on 
I never actually made the review but I had the stoke for a few weeks way back, apart from the brake curve being (expletive) and their dog shit robo dolphin dick remote I actually enjoyed it, way more than their standard GT boards actually.
IMHO without being feet on the actual board I can predict the same would be true for this board, a potentially great short board experience kneecaped by Evolves internals/peripherals. Still though will be great to pick one up from ebay in a few months from some 40 year old full stack eng who blew up his collar bone day one and do a brain swap to something sensible 
Wow 144wh battery for only $1,350??? What a deal!
I’m assuming it’s 10s1p of molicel p42a or similar? That’s literally $40 of batteries in this board… What a joke.
So much premium power
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There were a lot of things I expected to be said in this thread, I can confidently say axolotl cock was not on the list.
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I’m full of surprises.
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