Derelict Robot Industries

Hehe :smiling_imp: the duck sneaks his way further into the inner circles.

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Dude that is a Goose, we’ve talked about this.

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If you keep asking me to pinch your ass, I’ll be forced to take it up with HR Director Hacker. And the fact that you insist on calling it ā€œgoosingā€ makes it even creepier, grandpa

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@DRI care to clarify for the un-initiated the distinction between this new account and your current @DerelictRobot account? Which one should I sent my time sheets to, and which one my glossy dick pic jpegs?

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I don’t think he will do anything with your claims.

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Yes, I am going to continue to be a shitlord pain-in-the-ass on my personal account but the @DRI account will be a shared account used for corporate shilling between @DerelictRobot, @skate420 @BenjaminF and @SeanHacker, just so we’re being transparent here.

Why do you ask the same exact question every week? They go to Sean, you know this.

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And shill we shall.

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Nope, but he’ll definitely do something with my glossy jpegs.

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Bring the dongs! :eggplant::eggplant::eggplant:

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RIP Mother Goose

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@DRI Any chance there’s a trigger Freesk8 Remote :crossed_fingers:t3:

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Ewwwwww

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[insert school shooter joke]

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Laminate them too, you’ll be sure to get ahead with that foresight.

This is 100% on the roadmap, but the mold costs to get the custom trigger made for our module are significant, so the plan is to launch with a roundwheel & knobwheel variant first and then offer the trigger variant towards Fall/End of Year.

You trigger folks are tenacious and persistent. It’s coming though, promise.

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Yep. The OSRR HMP (aka Dong) had a big girthy sausage hole in it for this exact reason.

All 3 remote variants are designed with gloved use in mind.

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What about this one?


Think about all that extra functionality :scream:

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any chance to have a tasty pik or three of the options? really just the

version

thanks…

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obligatory ā€œchannel twoā€ and ā€œmultiple receiversā€ questions as well

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