Choppy - Official Enertion iOS App Testbench | Lowes 4-ply Cutting Board | Unity | 12S1P 18650RX + 2 Extra | 14S Modular Cell Holder | Adjustable 13S BMS | FS 6364x2 @ 190kv | Paris Clones | DickyHo Mounts | TB Crystal Blue 83mm @ 15:36 | Cabinet Handle

Ladies and gentlemen, @Winfly and I are pleased to introduce to you the world’s most advanced cutting board yet: a compact, modular, powerful, yet easy to use design that will be sure to keep you on your butt.

We call it Choppy

Under the platform, we can find the following top quality components, assembled in a specifically enclosureless design for ease of access:

  • A Lowes 4-ply Cutting Board provides the ultimate platform for comfortable seated journeys, yet providing the flexibility of an exciting journey if you choose to stand
  • Unity
  • The 12S1P Sanyo 18650RX + 2 Extra was originally intended as a 14S pack, but because of the pure power this device contains, we regrettably had to tone it down to 12S
  • @Winfly’s 14S Modular Cell Holder provides super secure holding of the cells
  • Our specially sourced Adjustable 13S Chinese BMS was configured to 12S and provides ultimate battery safety sans balancing
  • Dual Flipsky 6364 @ 190kv provide edge of your seat performance in a small package
  • Paris Clones, at 205mm width, provides incredible stability at high speeds
  • Dicky-Ho Mounts 1536 (old metal) provide ultimate flexible holding of the motors to dampen vibrations
  • Torqueboards Crystal Blue 83mm @ 15:36 give the whole assembly pizzaz while maintaining torque and speed
  • Cabinet Handle

The excitability of this speed demon cannot be overstated. It’s truly a real thriller that people are chopping at the bit to ride.

Stats

  • Top speed: 34mph
  • 0-34: yes
  • range: yes
  • wheels: yes

Now, without further ado, I present to you the build process

First we carefully season and prepare the chopping board

Then we test the arrangement of the garnishing on the board

Next, we prepare the stuffing full of juice

The sous-chef inspects progress thus far



Then we sort of stick everything in a pot and it’s done






Seasoning is applied with the utmost care

And of course, test launch

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tenor
c15

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We’re taking shitposting to the next level here

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Im into it. Needs bindings

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And a wheelie bar

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Need to strap that butt on. Actually maybe bolt on a bucket seat.

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Toss g-bombs on there just because

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Nice… that’s ultra tiny lol.

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why not double gbombs just screw the gbombs onto gbombs :+1:

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Can you stand like on regular skateboard?

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Just ran the calculator. It’s capable of 34mph

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I’ll do it

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Seriously if anyone can top out on this I’ll give you an unity.

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No thanks, I don’t want to lose another leg.

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Don’t worry. If you lose your legs, this board will become your new legs. 10/10 upgrade.

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34mph you say? Hmmmm

I legit wanna try. Lol

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Get your leather suit ready.

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This might be better.

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When you got a ride at 7pm but dinner is at 7:30pm

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What X-things / truck washers are those?

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