its similar to his old routine, but now he’s not setting himself on fire with it.
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I wanted them to feel special…
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Just start doing kegels then you’ll feel special for them 
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if Uncle Sam doesn’t send me to Guam, Hawai’i or rota Spain, I’ll swing by. Not driving with another human except serineh.
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I do kegels almost every second of the day. My mom always taught me to wear clean underwear because you never know what can happen…
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US Esk8 Cup? We can beat all of the EU’s records!
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can’t even think about paris until i’m rich. how the fuck would i get nine boards to paris. tape pontoons to my car i guess.
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We can easily break all their records and if they try coming at us with “facts” and numbers we could just ignore them and scream fake news like always.
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and confuse them with imperial measurements that keep America great.
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Being the sub of a sub is a scary thought. Poor moon.
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easy!
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Thanks for sharing, I never saw that show. This is how I imagine you all speak/talk?
Edit.
Except @mmaner and @Sender I imagine more like a heart of dixie / True blood accent.
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Mike more so than me!
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Fixed that for you 
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No, these are our northern neighbors. Just a strong appreciation for their particular chirps.
@BillGordon can tell you how us Portlanders sound.
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Is anyone bringing a board with a “bird” on it? @Sender?
Also, I think I’m gonna take the 5 allllll the way up there.
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