@DerelictRobot I will be there! Thanks for organizing this, I can’t wait!
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you better stay for six days. We have a lot of hugging to do you filthy animal.
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Just got a brand new lavendar-scented alpaca-fur hugging shirt so get ready to have all your senses titillated!
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Maybe unveil a new redember Carver deck at Carve PDX…
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I’ve started soaking myself in baby oil every night in preparation to meet you all in a few months. I’m already seeing results… excited…
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Don’t try acting like that’s a new part of your routine
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its similar to his old routine, but now he’s not setting himself on fire with it.
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I wanted them to feel special…
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Just start doing kegels then you’ll feel special for them 
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if Uncle Sam doesn’t send me to Guam, Hawai’i or rota Spain, I’ll swing by. Not driving with another human except serineh.
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I do kegels almost every second of the day. My mom always taught me to wear clean underwear because you never know what can happen…
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US Esk8 Cup? We can beat all of the EU’s records!
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can’t even think about paris until i’m rich. how the fuck would i get nine boards to paris. tape pontoons to my car i guess.
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We can easily break all their records and if they try coming at us with “facts” and numbers we could just ignore them and scream fake news like always.
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and confuse them with imperial measurements that keep America great.
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Being the sub of a sub is a scary thought. Poor moon.
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