Anyone else diagnosed with Dainty Ankle Syndrome? Anyone?
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(Last known sighting of Esk8 Humperdoo Jesus, aka the illustrious Deckoz)
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One word.
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you’re forgetting my undying affection for all things Mboard!
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Yes mike is the best also.
Also i use bindings on everything because its better.
Also pneumies are always the best, and people that say they like the old school feel of urethane are boomers.
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Dkp = Downhiller choice.
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People are going to die if they don’t pickup on all this sarcasm 
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This is a declaration of war. Be on the lookout for short, tasty single-motor builds.
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so DeckOz was after all really Humperdoo?
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Don’t ever post a real picture of @torqueboards. He’s in witness protection and has to relocate every time we post one.
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You can obtain the “Penis Affectionado” badge by mentioning “penis” 100 times, and/or posting 10 penis likenesses or caricatures, or messaging a picture of your junk to any mod.
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I like how Dexter is slowly becoming a meme
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This Sean Hacker?
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That would be correct. Either that or some sort of title because he parted the tampon laden red enertion sea and lead his disciples to the promised land, on route he kicked a stone and out flowed dicks for his people to feast on.
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Translated
“You’re so cool but fuck you, I love you and my wife is very confused about it… It’s hilarious. Let’s both keep it a secret and we’ll play happy hands and be cool nerds. I think I’m coming down with something.”
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