Banned topics at Esk8 news

#21

:rofl: this isn’t right! Showing our age here…

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#22

Will you kindly shut the fuck up already?

Nobody cares. I speak for everyone.

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#23

Get him

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#24

No, he already confirmed that this has NOTHING to do with Hummie. NOTHING.

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#25

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#26

:point_up_2::point_up_2:This is Dex when someone takes the last piece of pumpkin pie. Beware

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#27

I don’t even care if it doesn’t.

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#28

@KFromtheBay I love pumpkin pie!

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#29

I heard if you mention shit about redundancy, foot bindings, and Amazon 2 day shipping you’ll start to see some scary people

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#30

Ok, let’s take it down a notch… maybe not banned, but shunned or avoided topics, like I notice an extreme lack of talk on Evolve, which is surprising because I would assume that they are market leaders in DIY tinkering…?

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#31

Evolve is too shit to bother about

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#32

But most importantly, never EVER mention anything about penises around @BillGordon

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#33

I knew it! Evolve is the new cuss word

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#34

Interesting! :laughing:

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#35

Hahaha.

But what about these penises? Where? How many? What flavors?

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#36

3 magnum dongs, black licorice flavor.

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#37

Evolve gets a pass because while they do some shady shit and their boards aren’t always ideal, they know how to run a business, take care of their customers, and put on quality events. That’s a lot of deodorant.

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#38

Damnit, I’m a sucker for black lickorice

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#39

I love dong more than I hate black licorice, so I’m in. Or rather, they’re in.

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#40

Nicely played, sir.

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