When your face ends up looking like Machete because of some freak mishap, you’re gonna wish you looked a little like robocop while riding…
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Nope. Never. I will quit the hobby before I have to look like that for a ride 
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I ride in swim trucks and floppy flips on my feet🥳
For the record. Full face helmet. Yes. I understand. Everything else is just dead weight
Let me rephrase that
Dead looks is why I meant to say 
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Meh, I dont mind that as much… Ive fucked my knee and still dont like kneepads… fucked my face up once though… that suuucked!
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Hey hey, lets not start devolving into talking shit about Robocop… It may be a cliche, but if you don’t have respect, you better go back and watch the original film again mano. Just sayin’, fuckin masterpiece. All sequels well, lets just all agree to forget they ever happened. 
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Bruh… if I could give two likes this would be the one… also I don’t know if @370HSSV know what mariachi peeps be lookin like…
As for the LR pants I wouldn’t know… they refunded my shit cuz my size failed QC 
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Oh trust me. I grew up in that shit. I have mad respect for Alex Murphy He got cool guns. And what do we have? A gun!? Nah. It’s just A trampa wand 
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I wouldn’t mind a set but the made to order thing plus me being a fatass makes me not want a pair… I do love their jacket though
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I mean hypothetically, if someone wanted the wand to become a real gun, I’m not sayin I’d be your man, but… I’ve got it covered? 
Unlike you Cali cats, I’m actually allowed to go full-ham. 
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But honestly
Why are shin guards supposed to do to protect you?
Edit: Other than make you look dumb
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Just in case you skate into a soccer game… duh…
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Ah. That makes a shit ton of sense.
I rest my case 
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This poor and sad soul is going to bed.
Sleep tight fellas 
So by that logic, rump guards are JIC you “accidentally” skate into certain variety of “sword fight(orgy)”? (I’m trying to be PC here OK?!)
Ive fallen on my ass, have yet to fall on my shins
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but u won’t be able to use it, ur body is blocking the signal
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Hah fair, but I’m guessing you haven’t done much downhill slide in the past? Cause there’s legit shin destruction involved in mistakes there.
i did see a dude in shorts slide on his kneepads though. Shins looked like they were just fine. But you are right, I lack knowledge in everything downhill
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