Duck sky walker …
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Ayrton Feather
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what about options without duck puns?
KillerWatts
or
DeltaV
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Sal
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William Humphrey Oliver athesich the 3rd
There used to be a kid in my brothers class who was genuinely called that
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Duck e speed e trucks
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Be careful man. Only one foot in a binding is a recipe for a busted knee in case of a fall.
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Cranky Canard
Slack duck
The Dawdler
The Loon
Maniac Mallard
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I worked fo a guy named Wayne Puller. His two sons were Jimmy and Richard . True Story.
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I dated a polish girl who’s full name I’ll leave out, but her initials were KKK, never occurred to her parents I guess. Mine are BS if you leave out my middle name 
Edit one more entry- BILLY BURNS! idk but he feels like he’s got one of those names that you always say the first a last names together really fast
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Jimmy like a condom and richard like dick…
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A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first son goes out, and when he comes back he says, “Father! Father! I got $10 for my duck!”
His father says, “That is very good let’s see how your other brothers do.”
About a day later the second brother comes home and he says, “Father! Father! I got $15 for my duck.”
The old man replies, “So far you have done the best, but let’s wait and see what your little brother does.”
While the last brother was looking for someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen before, so he told her, “I’ll give you this duck for a fuck.”
She replied, “Ok.”
When the boy got home to his father, his father was so furious that he yelled, “You get your ass back in that bar and get that duck back!”
So the boy returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her his tale. He then said, “I’ll give you a fuck for that duck.” She agreed and while they were fucking the duck flew out the window and got hit by a truck.
The truck driver was so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for the duck. The boy then replied, “$20 would do nicely.”
“No problem,” said the driver. When the boy got home he was beaming with pride. He shouted, “I won! I won! I got a fuck for a duck a duck for a fuck and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck.”
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inspirational
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And that’s how my parents met. I was conceived in that very bar. Crazy summer of '99
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Last one.
Tucks Unlimited (Tuck for short)
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That’s not family history is it @MoeStooge?
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You guys are thinking way too hard. Since the brand is stooge the mascot name should be “Stoogie”. Yup it’s simple, easy to remember, obvious what brand it represents and when Stoogie whoops your ass the only thing you can do is kick back light up a stogie.
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You should just call it Mike.
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Mike McQuacken. I like it.
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Stewart (if we get second goes)
But My OP was and still is
- Darwin
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