Sex Sells. Custom Decks available now

Going with Hyper trucks on a Colab Carver. Fucking stoked. 15s6p 40t is what I think I am going to roll with on it.

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That is gonna be so fun! 15s on Hyper Trucks :drooling_face:

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You really need a motorcycle again :joy:
but too many kids and no doubt a nasty heavy action throttle wrist

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Literally the last thing I need!

But want to get a

Cake Bikes

https://ridecake.com/kalkinksl/

Or an Onyx

https://www.onyxmotorbikes.com/products/rcr-72v

Onyx would be fun to customize. And build a big ass battery and new controller.

But the Cake is just fucking mean.

I feel like this is as close as I want to get to motorcycles again AND this will be an easier sell to the wife.

“Honey, it’s just an E bike”

:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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They should fix the adrenaline need. Sur Ron is supposed to be good and price wise not a pain (Luna cycle), these are more emoto orintated tho less ebike.

I’d be tempted by a fat wheel cargo bike with ummmph but no legal here and temptation to ride roads too great

Enjoy whatever direction you go.

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Don’t worry guys!

We did another shoot. This time in a sexy wooded environment. You know. Nature.

We have ebough good ones for the Sexy Esk8 2021 Calendar. No workshop will be complete without one.

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No ballsack this time 6/10

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These are the clean ones.

The good stuff is on My Only Fans.

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Imagine accidentally sitting in a pile of poison ivy like that

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luckily I’m not allergic. It was everywhere.

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Quick check, all: it’s only gay if I’m looking directly at the photos during, but not if I just recall then from memory, right?

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A man of many talents

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卧槽!

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Depends, did you lick your lips while viewing/remembering the pics?

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Of course not! Just light lip-biting and moaning, sicko.

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Is that first one a commission? Also that’s a proto right?

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Oh ok youre good then. Totally not gay. Like, Top Gun levels of totally not gay.

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Yeah it is a proto for a deck swap. Already been picked up.

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Damn that thing is fuckin sweet

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My mother is disappointed that you’re wearing an undie. If you do a batch of the calenders i’m down for 2 :smiley:

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