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@Sender who’s the big guy calling you by name in this video? Is it @DerelictRobot?

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I would have loved to buy that flytrap Evo, but it seems cursed now. Unfortunate.

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The curse is that every time you ride, Tims voice appears and whispers something in your ear.

nothing left to say

the best fucking day.

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Shit is not cursed man. Jesus. You need this thing it really is beautiful.

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Gotta wonder if there was double wood in that photo, right?!

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You mean Tim’s penis?

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Yes, but woody.

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Coincidentally the pronunciation of “deck” in Kiwi is “dick”.

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This is gold :rofl:

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Just go to your local home improvement store and ask for the big black caulk

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You 100% do not want this.

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We…must serve…the people

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Make me mod

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Get naked, it’s that kind of establishment :sunglasses:

Wait shit I need to keep this on topic, uh,

Buy a deck, then get naked😎

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got a haero tipo and moonshark

3 decks 1 man

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Haha, I’m only joking. It’s beautiful for sure. I’m not in the market for a deck at the moment… My wallet is still in timeout since in on the list for a Red Ember.

Give it a week and I’m sure I’ll find a rational excuse for why I need another deck :roll_eyes:

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Well not yet :joy:. Going to post these bad boys on Facebook.

This should be quite interesting.

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