I have no fucking clue. When it showed up in my package I just shook my head and set it aside. They made a huge deal about it in the newsletter too.
The arm bands come complete with a cartwheeling cross to show how devout you are too.
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hahahahaha thatâs the most benign description of a swastika iâve ever heard.
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I blew my wasp whistle when it came with my unity. My daughter cried for 30mins straight.
She was scared of me for the rest of the day 
Now i use it at work in the kitchen to wake up the other cooks when they slack or get distracted by a waitress. 
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The quality control on the whistle manufacturing is extremely low.
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Better not blow your communist whistle anymore mein fruend. lolllsss
Seriously, thanks for making this place. Its like a safe haven for us heathens.
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Yeah. Just that.
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I wonât.
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I see your dumbass whistle and raise you an even dumber piece of swag.
May I present this beauty:
No,the picture isnât mirrored.
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At least that appears to be functional. The whistle doesnât even work because the QC is too low and itâs all fucked up. So itâs literally a piece of trash, itâs not even heavy enough to be a paperweight and it doesnât float, there is not one thing itâs useful for.
You two are chopping this pot
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Its so you can look your best while poppin tops in all your late night selfies.
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I know I know, but @longhairedboy started it!
Letâs get back on topic here.
Riding in rain, not a good idea unless you waterproof like @b264, Chinese board advertisement bad, general public like sheep and believe everything they say.
Okay go!
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I canât read that tiny text, does it say âvesc cock blockerâ, canât be sure 
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You totally missed the boat on this one, itâs not a whistle you full it with glitter and then you blow it at @Skunk
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