Seems like handcuffs were involved. I will use my imagination to “fill the holes” in the story.
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Happy birthday big man 
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Happy birthday mr Robot. What present did you get for yourself?
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I hope your birthday is shit but you have an extra awesome day tomorrow, just to switch things up.
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Happy Hatch Day bruh 
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The New Olders was my present to myself.
@Sender & @mmaner were responsible for the other birthday present. 
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i sent you a coupon for a “free back rub” you can ignore the expiration date. it was originally intended to be delivered during Carve PDX.
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Happy birthday man! I wouldn’t know obviously, but it seems like there’s been lots of development and growth in your life and that shouldn’t be easily ignored. The amount of accomplishments you’ve achieved this stupid fucking year is amazing. Thank you for what you do and no one’s looking if you eat a couple slices of cake 
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Wait a minute they gifted the whole finished deck or the vinyl wrapping job?
Either way lucky you.
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No! My cake
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Pretty sure that Tim has literally killed men for less.
Godspeed.
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Happy birthday fuckwit.
Paul Blart signing off.
Try catching someone on a segway. Its impossible.
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This better be out of jest…
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I love tim’s vinyl wraps. They are even better than his custom griptapes.
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Happy Happy Andrew!
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Of course is it sir.
For real tho, I am so envious, I’d love to have friends who give me a custom prototipo for my birthday December 7th
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Your username always throws me off. I read it as “tomato” and then wonder if you think you are a vegetable or a fruit.
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Tomatoes are a fruit, it’s not even close.
The real question is a Tamagotchi receiver, are those male or female?
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always with the controversy 
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This is actually my real name. You are not the first to be confused about it after a few years I stopped correcting people because i understand it’s not a common name anywhere but in Polynesia.
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