I am Who Brad dreams of being, a handsome,funny,caring father
@BillGordon found a truck perfect for you. Has speakers on the roof stock.
Or since you are a dirty old man
Believe it or not @BillGordon you aren’t far off the Brad Pit thing. Except for the hair and shit personally, if I keep a hat on and my mouth shut, I can land the 35 and over ladies like fish in a barrel . But looks are skin deep and I’m done with 10s . They tend to be vapid or attract drama. My first wife was smoking hot, so many fights with drunk dudes trying to pull her.
These will fit all my compensation needs.
I used to be able to pull an 8 no problem, but a funny 6 or 7 was my happy place.
I said that because I got a bunch of shit because the waitress are flirting, my old lady isn’t too keen on it. The stewardess for Iceland air were smoking hot and too friendly, I didn’t notice but she did
Amen, I’ll take a brilliant 5.5 any day over a stupid 10. They become more attractive if they are smart and less so if stupid
Tomorrow morning we do an ice cave through a glacier, deep blue ice. There is a good chance she gets lucky I’m thinking
It’s hard being a kept man, I paid for a pizza today,I’m pretty proud of myself. “ Go ahead babe, get the works”. …. And extra large?! Hey now lets not go CRAZY I’m not made of money
God damit , Our waitress shows up , and fuck me, she has a black belt in ASS.
Gf looks at me like I did something,in my head I’m screaming ,just like when I ride a motorcycle and see a crash,trying to avoid target fixation,”
don’t look,DONT LOOK,IF YOU LOOK YOU ARE DEAD!”
Your new avatar makes me think about Psychotiller every time.
Rest easy you crappy battery builder you. The BillGordon is a pussy thread still makes me chuckle. I wish I knew how the “ ref” repair is holding up on that battery. I sold it with full disclosure , stupid purchase that led to better boards. I miss my Leadfoot
British make American tourists look good.
Wankers!!! Let us run everywhere on ice, pissed drunk,at 10 am and CRAMPONS in ICEland? They cost the same as a can of pisswater. “Please stay out of sensitive area, “. Naw fam “this can’t apply to complete twats can it,surely there is a wanker waiver”
It’s supposed to be yoda, for that effort he should have had a light saber and spouted wisdom
Getting down was scratchy!!
Edit, I fell on my ass
The small person in the distance is my Gf, no doubt worried about that dumb ass
I feel bad for the old l, our accommodations aren’t up to her standards ( fine with me) she almost cried when she saw the room, if. Wish I could fix it . Had a suite last night, every room has been swanky. This looks like a private hostel ( again, fine for me) but she is “ affluent “ not rich per se, but had say 1.5 million in the bank when we met, since invested in real estate. So we have different needs ( I dig holes) trying to cheat her up!
Found an awesome hot spring! Fixed it