I'm your huckleberry

So there I was doing my normal shitposting and derailing as many threads as I could and boom.

Moderator.

I was taken against my will and severely coerced. (family members,daughter, have only just been returned) and the upshot is, I am now a moderator on the forum. Wtf I hear you say.

Nobody can be more surprised than me. Trust me on this.

Side note; There is a wanker flying his noisy as all fuck cessna over my house right now that is desperate for a strongly worded letter…

I digress.

The point to all this drivel is to give you guys a new outlet for all the trivial bullshit that happens on a day to day basis. Me.

Gives the true forum giants some well deserved rest and respite to create some decent content.

He is coming back the prick…If I had weapons he would be a fireball.

Back to the point

I am going to fucking go down that airfield and knock that twat into next week can’t hear myself type.

Where was I? Oh yeah moderation. So its me who can do all your genie in a bottle shit from now on to give the others a rest.

Here he comes again…yeah mate all good you can fly a fucking plane.

I am angry

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Thank god I wasn’t drinking something when I read that. Good shit, D.

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Its like my ex wife is taking flying lessons in a plane with no exhaust pipes.

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did you drink your wifes bottle of red wine?

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I’m not suicidal bro

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You’ll get there. Just take it one Brenternet post at a time.

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Brent doesn’t scare me. I will pluck his nipple hairs out with a blunt pair of tweezers.

Then I’ll change his title and make him beg…

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Just don’t change it to “Forum Thought Leader” or “WTB Man-Sized Shoulders.”

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I welcome this, you are a man for all seasons

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You had me at hello you little minx

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