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#21

Get slippery liquid

Tell her nice things

Take off her pants

Apply slippery liquid to {REDACTED}

Stick {REDACTED} into {REDACTED}

Keep {REDACTED} until {REDACTED}

Enjoy!

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#22

criss cross!

#23

LIST of WHAT THERE IS TO IT:

  1. To do it
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#24

make sure you zig when youre supposed to zig and zag when youre supposed to zag.
if you french fry when youre supposed to pizza youre gonna have a bad time.

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#25

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#26

Give it.

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#27

Give it.

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#28

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#29

and dont forget to never remember.

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#30

Bob nā€™ weave mmkay?

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#31

GIVE IT

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#32

At night itā€™s colder than outside.

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#33

Yes

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#34

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#35

U ever watch that Gordon Ramsay episode where some hoe legit thought coldest tap setting water boiled faster thanā€¦ yknow, anything warmer than coldest tap setting water

He was actually surprised she was somehow that fucking stupid and managed to get on his show, didnā€™t have much word for the occasion. Just kinda pain in his eyes

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#36

Some really good information in this thread on how to do it. I think thatā€™s it, @xsynatic could you please close this masterpiece?

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#37

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#38

And this is how you get in before x.

#39

While it isnā€™t true that cold water boils faster, hot water absorbs more minerals and other stuff from the pipes, so cold water that you boil is cleaner than hot water that you boil.

#40

inb4 we figure out how itā€™s done.